- If I met the woman of my dreams today, I would drop dead tomorrow
- Weekly magazines are always hypocritical
- People who don't wear watches are dangerous
- You daily routine should include one surprise
- Comedy is born out of repression
- Drama comes from never learning to be quiet
- For an English-speaking person, using French is like walking through a tightly-packed antique shop
- For a French-speaking person, using English is like travelling through a set of countries with too many boundaries and not enough maps
- Humour never ages well, unless it is physical comedy
- You only have a certain period during the day when you can do certain things properly
