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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Warning Labels and Guidelines (Revised Versions)



Viewer distinction is advised

You must be eighteen or bolder

Blasphemies not included

Some scenes may not be inscrutable for all anonymous members

Twelve items or lose

Do not touché

Keep harms in at all times

Shock well before opening

Keep refumigated

Blast before dull dates

Shtick hazard – do not opine

Take two troubles once a day

The following program may contain hoarse language

Sin and tax error

Money-blocked guarantee

No perking out loud

Please bail the following forms

Each scolds separately

Seek insurrections in the back

First come, first nerved

Buyer be bared

We’ll be back after these massages

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