- The writer Samuel Beckett was once stabbed by a pimp named Prudent; which means I will probably be killed by a man called Frugal
- Stationery can be addictive
- Sleep is a form of self-hypnosis
- If you want to live a long life, talk to an old person; if you want to live a happy life, play with your children
- It is not possible to live without chocolate
- A woman's eyes can kill
- Dating always has a romantic basis, despite the end results
- A family tree is a blueprint of where you came from, not where you are going
- You should never judge a book by its cover; you should judge it by whose reading it
- Your pets have strong feelings for you
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