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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Random Truths (Part IV)


- If I met the woman of my dreams today, I would drop dead tomorrow

- Weekly magazines are always hypocritical

- People who don't wear watches are dangerous

- You daily routine should include one surprise

- Comedy is born out of repression

- Drama comes from never learning to be quiet

- For an English-speaking person, using French is like walking through a tightly-packed antique shop

- For a French-speaking person, using English is like travelling through a set of countries with too many boundaries and not enough maps

- Humour never ages well, unless it is physical comedy

- You only have a certain period during the day when you can do certain things properly
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