- There is no "I" in "team," but you do have the letters "m" and "e"
- You always have a runny nose at the wrong time
- A yawn only seems private
- Spending money can be orgasmic
- Alcohol never lives up to its promise
- Pornography is clever in hiding its dullness
- You learn a lot about yourself after you have been robbed
- Philosophy is the frame; literature is the painting
- Cellphones will soon be too complicated or small for anyone to use
- A clean room never stays clean; a dirty room never changes
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